| VIDEOLOG 001: Une petite invitation. |
[15th Mar. 2010 • 17:31] |
For a moment, the screen is only filled with the background of a white-and-green pinstriped sheet. It flutters once or twice before the vlogger appears, all grins and decked out in a bright green blouse. Although there’s something in her hands, it doesn’t quite appear at first.
“HALLO, MES AMIS! Souady, she has not been able to have too many videos lately, it is trés sad – beaucoup de sad, for I have missed seeing your videos and having lots of talks! But I promise you, I have brought back lots of good things for you! I do not do this silly ‘goodbye, I do not talk now!’ thing without giving help to you to have fun, no, it is not my way. You are so kind to me that I want to be beaucoup de kind to you! Ouais, I have been trés busy, you shall see right now, but all pour vous – j’ai une moment, mes friendly faces, let me adjust the une petite camera!”
There is an adjustment (and a drum roll cueing in the background), followed by Souady crouching slightly before revealing – with flourish! – what was hidden in her hands: a bright yellow flyer that lists, in bold lettering, a music festival of one sort or another. After the cursory “tada!” horn cry, Souady begins to read off the contents, occasionally turning the paper around so that she can remind herself of the contents:
“VOILA! Mes friends that I work with sur the Nuyorican Café, we have been hard at work making a Saint Patrick’s Day party worth its weight in gold! In fact, we work so hard that even our petite café, she cannot hold it! It is that big! And beautiful! So many wonderful people are at it, really and truly, and they have been une delight to work with! So, we come to the Williamsburg Concert Hall and we ask, ‘Concert Hall, may we have les best party in the world this night?’ And what does Williamsburg Concert Hall say to us? Euh, they say, ‘Mais of course, party people, we adore les musiques! And so we make this! And we ask all of you to come, please do! Mais here are the details, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY:
“The name of the party? PADDYTOWN BASH – you see what we do there? Partytown, Paddytown? Beaucoup de cute, oui? It is $20 for cover, with so many delicious drinks! So many! So delicieux! I am not bartending, but I know the person who does the best green Jell-o shot drink and she is making them! And the Jameson et Guinness, she is but $5! So cheap! So good! Mais you are not here just for delicious beers, oh no! No, we have SO MANY BANDS, my friends – not seventeen, no, but we do have seven! SEPT, my friends, SEPT bands for the day! You may know some – I am one, yes, c’est vraiment, and I play at nine-thirty so I may help my friends have the best party! There is also Endocrine Disaster et SPORTACUS avec the capitals et Occam’s Razor et Termite Charmers, they are les petites acts avec moi! Mais my friends, we also have Les Magnifiques Libellules (euh, trés fun, trés magnifique!) et la headliner – The Eleventh Hour! Is it not the best? The most fun? SO SUPREME ET TUBULAR!” A strangled squeak of excitement! And clapping!
“I do hope you come, all of you, mes amis! It will be the best! The absolute! So much fun et excitement! And I do it all pour vous, my friends, really and truly! I will come back with more video soon, so soon, I promise! But first I give you all the bisoux,” and there are moves to faux kiss the screen, “from Souady!” |
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